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		<title>Wait! I was one of your best tenants.</title>
		<link>http://justalandlord.com/2009/10/27/wait-i-was-one-of-your-best-tenants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Ballering</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saturday I had just locked up the office and heading home as I saw a U-  Haul truck pull up. Thinking perhaps they were a move in that arrived late I asked if I could help them. Well seemed that they were in need of an apartment immediately.  Sorry it takes at least 3 days [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Georgia;">Saturday I had just locked up the office and heading home as I saw a U-  Haul truck pull up. Thinking perhaps they were a move in that arrived late I asked if I could help them.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Georgia;">Well seemed that they were in need of an apartment immediately.  Sorry it takes at least 3 days for us to process an app and you have to see an apartment first I told them as I  started getting back into my truck.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Georgia;">&#8216;Wait! Wait!&#8217; the older lady  yelled. &#8216;We used to be one of your best tenants before we moved to Chicago and we have all the money for rent and deposit&#8217;</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Georgia;">Well if they were indeed prior good tenants, then we could do something for them. I reopened the office and pulled up their records. Yes they had been tenants.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Georgia; min-height: 15.0px;">No they were not one of our  best tenants. In fact we evicted them in June of 2006 and they  retaliated by breaking all the windows as they left. I pointed this  out to the lady. Her adult son said &#8216;See Momma, I told this was <strong>ONE</strong> of the landlords that evicted us.&#8217;</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Georgia;">As they walked I ran a CCAP.  Indeed two other owners had evicted them after us, and neither was in Chacago.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Georgia;">I am sure that some landlord was willing to take their $1,200  Saturday afternoon and will not regret it until at least mid December.</p>
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		<title>I started your house on fire &#8211; gimme back my deposit</title>
		<link>http://justalandlord.com/2009/10/13/i-started-your-house-on-fire-now-gimme-my-deposit-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Ballering</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A commentary on tenant&#8217;s perception of their responsibilities. We had a tenant that placed a lit candle in her window and then left to the store.   She was gone so long that the candle burned to the bottom and  the resulting pool of wax ignited.   Luckily a neighbor witnessed the flame in the window [...]]]></description>
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<p>We had a tenant that placed a lit candle in her window and then left to the store.   She was gone so long that the candle burned to the bottom and  the resulting pool of wax ignited.   Luckily a neighbor witnessed the flame in the window and called the Fire Department, who quickly extinguished the fire.</p>
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<p>Fortunately the fire did not damage the unit beyond a foot by two foot soot mark on the paint. However the fire department had to break down the doors to get in to put out the fire.  They also broke the lower unit&#8217;s door to assure the fire had not spread. The board up fee charged by the city was $246.  It cost another $318 to replace the 3 doors and touch up the paint above where the candle was.  So basically the tenant&#8217;s carelessness  caused about $550 in damages.</p>
<p>This happened on Sunday night.  Tuesday afternoon, not Monday morning as would be logical,  she shows up here telling us about the fire department breaking down her doors due to the fire her candle caused.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s where the story takes a turn to the strange.  Although she admits to carelessly starting the small fire she felt she had no responsibility for the cost incurred, but rather we owed her her deposit back and she should be able to move without owing rent, even though the doors were fixed within a couple of hours of her notifying us.</p>
<p><strong><em>Huh?  Have we gone so far that tenants have no concept of personal responsibly.</em></strong></p>
<h2>What do the courts say?</h2>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px;">While you can charge a tenant under §704.07 for damage caused by their negligence, such as this case,  a recent <a href="http://www.wisbar.org/res/capp/2009/2008ap001700.htm" target="_blank">Wisconsin Court  of Appeals decision</a> says an owner  cannot charge them for fire damage that was caused by something they did other than negligence even if your lease purports to hold them liable.</span></p>
<p>The case, <em><a href="http://www.wisbar.org/res/capp/2009/2008ap001700.htm" target="_blank">Maryland Arms Limited Partnership v. Connell</a></em>, has been chosen for review by the Wisconsin Supreme Court.</p>
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